The Chutzpa!: The Innocence of Muslims

Friday, September 21, 2012 |  Tal Lecks

EDITOR'S NOTE: "The Chutzpa!" is a new satire column written by accomplished Israeli Messianic satirist Tal Lecks. Please note that the content of this article is fictional, and is meant as a light-hearted way of looking at the very real threats surrounding us.

The riots throughout the Arab world following the release of the movie “Innocence of Muslims,” led the Obama Administration to strongly condemn the film and to renounce any American involvement with it. That effort has produced poor results, as the anti-America demonstrations are only growing.

Now, the Obama Administration has decided to try a new approach: Accepting American responsibility for the movie, while offering slightly different commentary to it's content.

Here's the latest descriptions the American government suggested for several controversial stills from the movie:

Muslims decided to gather together and look for poor and needy people to help. Some even brought sticks and bats, in case they meet a lame person that needs some help walking.

Muhammad participates in a paintball match, a common pastime in 7th century Arabia. Muhammad, who won the game, decided to donate his winnings to help children with cancer.

Not a lot of people know this, but Muslims invented lipstick.

Muslims also invented the game 'truth or dare'. In this scene: dare.

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