EDITOR'S NOTE: "The Chutzpa!" is a new satire column written by accomplished Israeli Messianic satirist Tal Lecks. Please note that the content of this article is fictional, and is meant as a light-hearted way of looking at the very real threats surrounding us.
In his latest address to the Iranian people, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sounded more committed and more consistent then ever.
Ahmadinejad boldly declared that there are no demonstrations in Iran…and that the hundreds of thousands of people demonstrating will be arrested and punished according to the highest demands of Iranian law.
Ahmadinejad added that the economy has never been better and that many international companies are doing business with Iran…and that world leaders will pay for not doing business with Iran, although they most definitely continue to do so.
The Iranian president went on to speak about security issues and insisted that he has no problem with the Jews, it's the Zionists he hates…therefore, the Jews must die. He also mentioned his wish to open an honest dialogue with America, noting that only through deceptive diplomacy can America finally be destroyed.
Ahmadinejad finished his speech by stating that he is not worried about opposition voices rising in Iran, because those voices both do not exist and will be silenced.